Shorts

Description: I love my state! Georgia is amazing b/c it has so much to offer! It is where my family is and my heart!

Description: Ditka is my coach! Da Coach of the greatest team in Da World! DAAA BEARS! Bear Down!

Description: Diabeetus is serious. Wilford knows first hand! In all seriousness, he brought more awareness to the disease than anyone else!

Description: When you control the mail, you control, information!

Description: My dog is better than your dog and especially your cat! Dogs are the greatest gift on the planet!

Description: My dog is my best friend and cats are bizarre! Cat people are to not be trusted!

Description: What goes well with DA BEARS? DA BEERS! Bear down and Beer down! LFG Chicago!

Description: The man, the myth, the Legend! Elway for President!

Description: HIV my ass! That is called Magic! Greatest Point Guard that could play forward or center, ever!

Description: the big aristotle always wins! greatest center ever!

Description: Greatest Running Back ever! Lions for Life!

Description: Merry Christmas from the Lions! Motor City is bringing home the trophy! Believe!

Description: Cocaine is a hellavu drug! He can buy another, that rich mother fucker!

Description: Hey, that’s not my name! Yes, Turd Ferguson! What do you want?

Description: The Penis Mightier! Sean Connery, you’re the man now Dawg!

Description: They will be the Redskins Forever! DC is Redskin Country, now and forever! We love the Commanders, but Redskins For Life!

Description: They will always be the Redskins! Forever! Hail Victory!

Description: Papa Bear is going to take the Bears to the Super Bowl! Bear Down, Chicago Bears!

Description: Mama Bear is going to Bear Down on you! Bear Down Chicago Bears!

Description: Lane, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Description: Seis Siete por favor! 6-7 amigo!

Description: Want to make a bunch of young boys lose their minds? Walk up and say six seven. Nothing excites them more and I love how simple that is!

Description: Romans 10:9-10I If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

Description: Josh is the man! MVP, hot wife, going to win a Super Bowl! LFG Buffalo! Bills Mafia for Life!

Description: Greatest Christmas movie ever made! I can quote the entire movie! Nice work Sparky!

Description: Skins on Christmas vs. The Cowgirls are the best! Lets go Hogs! Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory!

Description: G-unit, money, millionaires! We white people love some rap and pretending to be hard! Ja-ja-ja-G-Unit!

Description: Cash is king, bling, bling, player! Fun shirt that just looks cool and goes with anything! Get them Benjis!

Description: McGwire and Canseco, nothing more iconic than that! Bay Baseball was peak MLB in the 80s and 90s. Oakland will never be the same! Athletics belong in Oakland!

Description: The Bash Bros, the 80 A‘s were iconic. I will miss this and the Athletics will always be an Oakland team. I hate it for Oakland, such an amazing baseball town!

Description: $4 Billion should win a World Series or two! Dodgers are crushing small market teams!

Description: It is easy to hate the Yankees. Blink to show me your distain! Go anyone besides the Yankee$!

Description: He was a legend! Bigger than life and maybe not a poster child for academics, but he knew how to motivate college players! Jim Valvano was the man! Go Wolfpack!

Description: Even though I will never believe this, LA fans need some love. Bron is the man, but you that believe he is greater than MJ, here is a shirt for you! MJ is still the GOAT!

Description: MJ is and will always be the GOAT. 6 rings, 6 finals, 6 MVPs, zero questions!

Description: No question, MJ is the GOAT! No discussion needed! Da Bulls in the 90s were the greatest!