Shorts

Description: Buffalo Football meets Buffalo Futbol! Go Bills!

Description: Hail to the Redskins! Futbol meets Football!

Description: Soccer clubs have great logos, but add that to Football and it is amazing!

Description: Combine Futbol and Football! Chiefs Kingdom for the W!

Description: We be droppin them bombs on ’em! Piss Missiles all day!

Description: Hittin’ dingers is the greatest feeling in the world! It is the hardest thing to do in any sport! Dropping bombs for this one!

Description: Tacos are usually reserved for dingers, but we have can turn two tacos! Baseall sayings are the best!

Description: That is a can o’ corn! Easy fly ball to centerfield! Two outs, Ramirez is up!

Description: No other player this year! It will be P C A!

Description: Nothing worse than a lazy flyball as a hitter! Can O’ Corn all day!

Description: No Kings? Why? The only true King is Jesus Christ!

Description: Jesus is winning, Jesus won and Jesus is the only King!

Description: Hitting a tank is the greatest feeling in the world! Rounding the bases slowly, waving at mom in the stands!

Description: You cannot spell MVP without a Pete. PCA makes the game fun!

Description: How do you spell MVP? PCA

Description: Rickey likes Rickey and Rickey would’ve had 60 at the break! Click!

Description: Take me home to the place, WV, mountain mama, take me home! Country Road!

Description: This guy runs like a modern day Mike Alstott! Runs through people and hurts players. All while being the unbelievably athletic. Skattewho? Skattebooo!

Description: One year left before riding off to become Mr. Swift! Lets Roll one more Chief’s Kingdom!

Description: The Redskins have gone full commando on us! HTTR!

Description: Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys! HTTR!

Description: Dingers De Oppo! Going yard to the opposite field is legit power!

Description: Hittin’ dingers opposite field and smilin‘ at the ladies as I round 3rd base! Life is good!

Description: Hail to the Redskins, Hail Victory!

Description: Old RFK Stadium is where the Skins had greatness. Long Live the Skins!

Description: The greatest owner ever, Jack Kent Cooke! This man brought the Redskins to glory and did it right. He was loved and appreciated by coaches, fans and players! HTTR!

Description: Worst Owner in History belongs to Dan Snyder! We had a great thing going until Jack Kent Cooke sold to Dan Snyder.

Description: Y’all, that little town in Tennessee is just precious!

Description: Ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Tennessee! Home sweet home to me!

Description: Bears in NW Indiana just feels wrong and gross! Governor Pigster and Mayor Brandon, do something for the people of Illinois and Chicago for once.

Description: Da Bears cannot and will not leave Illinois! Dear God, never allow this to happen!

Description: There are a million reasons to fire Pritzker, but Bears leaving Chicago is the absolute last straw! Bears must be in Illinios!

Description: What is a F*cking Guardian? Indians Forever!

Description: I run this league, fantasy of course! Best place to live!

Description: Just call me Roger! I run this league, fantasy that is!

Description: Munch on that Lunch, grab that sandwich by the Pu$$y!