Shorts

Description: Hey girl, I got a pocket of blue pills and silver fox on my head. My place or yours? It’s Mullet Season, ladies!

Description: I love the way your mullet flows like a waterfall! Thank you ma’am! You can ride that waterfall if you play your cards right! Let if flow!

Description: That is a fine looking mudflap you have there sir! Thank you little lady! I cut it myself!

Description: Nothing like a perfectly groomed mullet! With a handlebar stache? Wooo! Ladies, watch out and Gentlemen, watch your ladies!

Description: 49ers are primed to win! Kittle, Purdy, McCaff and Juice! Oh yeah, and man child Trent Williams! LFG!

Description: Kobe is on Mt. Rushmore of basketball. Gone too soon! RIP Legend! I live by Mamba Mentality every day!

Description: Tigers are going to win one soon! Tigers are baseball, one of the best organizations there is!

Description: RIP Ueck! The greatest organization in baseball! Brew Crew gonna win one soon!

Description: Amazing Mets! 2026 Mets will be legit! LFG Metropolitans!

Description: Go Sox Go! Southside for life! The 2026 World Series Champions!

Description: The five D’s of Dodgeball are Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge! If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dodgeball.

Description: Nothing goes better with a cold beer than a heater! Beer and a Cig! Get it boys!

Description: Other kids wanted that Sunny D! I wanted that Purple Drank! Water, Purple, Sugar! Delicious!

Description: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! Great call Cotton!

Description: Listen up ladies, remember the five D’s of Dodgeball - Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, Dodge!

Description: You Motor boatin’ SOB! Every dude loves to go motor boatin’, at least the straight ones!

Description: Two of the greatest coaches ever and especially at IU. Bob Knight and Curt Cignetti! Undefeated Seasons and chewing asses out! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: Too hot! Owww! Too hot for the hot tub!

Description: A beer and a cig! Fitting story for Indiana! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: It is an unlucky day to be a beer! Beer me! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Description: Bear Down and give the ball to DA FRIDGE on DA GOAL LINE! DA BEARS!

Description: Mongo Mania in Chicago! Steve McMichael will forever be Chicago Football! We love you Mongo! RIP!

Description: A certain Midwestern team that starts with a C, ends with an O and sounds like HICAG in the middle! Da Bears! Bear Down!

Description: Lloyd Braun is not getting my water pick!!! Serenity Now!

Description: Come on Jeremiah, hit the dang ball! Baseball transcends all race, creed, religion and background. Greatest game there is! Get em next time, Jeremiah! Lets go Abram, get a hit!

Description: George, We love you buddy! Get better soon! This drink is for you and damn you’re a legend! Go 9ers!

Description: Da Bears! Da Coach! Good Better Best! Bear Down!

Description: Desert, mountains, sun 350 days per year! What an amazing state and place to call home! Zona, I love you!

Description: Florida, what a state, the wild west, no rules, but man it is free! Hurricanes, sunshine, beaches and tons of baseball and football! The best! Sunshine State, I love you!

Description: I’m going back, back to Cali, Cali! What an amazing state besides the politics! Enough about that, Cali has it all and it is a ridiculously beautiful state and place to call home! You got my heart, Cali!

Description: West Vriginina, mountain mama, take me home! Country Roads! Wet and wild, an amazing place to call home!

Description: Ohio is home, it is the Midwest, I love it, it is simple, but a great place to call home! O-H-I-O!

Description: SC, you are amazing! Charleston, Columbia, Dirty Myrtle, you have it all!

Description: NC is the prettiest! It is home, it has my heart, it has mountains, coast, big cities, small cities, great food and an amazing place to live! I love you NC!

Description: I love the entire state of NY. Not just the city. Upstate is beautiful, hilly and the best place to be in the summer and fall. NY, you have my heart!

Description: Mountains, Beach, rivers, foothills, North Carolina has it all! Amazing place to call home!