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Description: I love the entire state of NY. Not just the city. Upstate is beautiful, hilly and the best place to be in the summer and fall. NY, you have my heart!

Description: Mountains, Beach, rivers, foothills, North Carolina has it all! Amazing place to call home!

Description: 10,000 Lakes, beautiful state, we love our state no matter what! Minnesota is home and where my heart is!

Description: I love my state! Georgia is amazing b/c it has so much to offer! It is where my family is and my heart!

Description: Bear down until the 4th Quarter, then we pounce! But BTFD! LFG Bears!

Description: Ditka is my coach! Da Coach of the greatest team in Da World! DAAA BEARS! Bear Down!

Description: Cardiac Caleb and Da Bears love to make us cling on for dear life! LFG Bears! Bear Down, Chicago Bears!

Description: It is a true Festivus Miracle! Come wrestle your father, George! Oh God!

Description: I gotta lot of problems with you people! Now, the feats of strength! It’s a Festivus Miracle!

Description: Diabeetus is serious. Wilford knows first hand! In all seriousness, he brought more awareness to the disease than anyone else!

Description: When you control the mail, you control, information!

Description: My dog is better than your dog and especially your cat! Dogs are the greatest gift on the planet!

Description: My dog is my best friend and cats are bizarre! Cat people are to not be trusted!

Description: You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista?! We’re going to be all over that shuffleboard, lock, stock and barrel!

Description: What goes well with DA BEARS? DA BEERS! Bear down and Beer down! LFG Chicago!

Description: What‘s the deal with that? Why are our names on a shirt?

Description: The best of both worlds! Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes!

Description: Greatest line ever! Most all juices suck, but F*ck OJ!

Description: The Duke of Denver! John Elway is the greatest QB of all time! No questions!

Description: The man, the myth, the Legend! Elway for President!

Description: Ben Johnson is the coach we have needed for decades! Bear Down!

Description: HIV my ass! That is called Magic! Greatest Point Guard that could play forward or center, ever!

Description: the big aristotle always wins! greatest center ever!

Description: You old sailor! Were they built for comfort or speed?

Description: Greatest Running Back ever! Lions for Life!

Description: Bills Mafia says Merry Christmas! Buffalo Love is in full effect and a Lombardi Trophy is coming home!

Description: Merry Christmas from the Lions! Motor City is bringing home the trophy! Believe!

Description: Charlie Murphy!!! What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!

Description: Cocaine is a hellavu drug! He can buy another, that rich mother fucker!

Description: Hey, that’s not my name! Yes, Turd Ferguson! What do you want?

Description: This is with the most respect ever to the Late, Great Alex Trebek! He was one of a kind and is missed every day!

Description: The Penis Mightier! Sean Connery, you’re the man now Dawg!

Description: Let it snow! Let it snow!

Description: They will be the Redskins Forever! DC is Redskin Country, now and forever! We love the Commanders, but Redskins For Life!

Description: They will always be the Redskins! Forever! Hail Victory!

Description: Papa Bear is going to take the Bears to the Super Bowl! Bear Down, Chicago Bears!