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Description: Devil Rays all the way! LFG Rays! Don’t leave for Nashville!

Description: Bronx, Babe, Berra, the best! LFG Yanks!

Description: The Green Monstahhh! LFG Sox!

Description: The Mamba mentality lives on always! RIP!

Description: Hola señorita! Just wanted to say hello mama! I love you!

Description: Look away, I’m hideous!

Description: No line sums up a show more than this line. Seinfeld is the funniest show ever!

Description: Don’t call me father, call me Padre!

Description: Just call me Padre, dad, papi, daddy, but never call me late for dinner!

Description: Father’s Day or not, just call me Big Papi! All the ladies call me that!

Description: Just call me Big Papa aka Big Papi! I drop bombs!

Description: Mamacita needs her some fun! Get her a margarita, stat! And a few tacos!

Description: Mama loves her a marg and a cig! She deserves it, let her live!

Description: Mom life is gangsta af! Hustle, hustle and hustle more! Love you mama!

Description: Mama Life is true gangster shit! Hustle all day and do all over the next day!

Description: That Mom Life ain’t for the faint of heart! Moms are the real gangstas!

Description: Mom, but add some spice to it! Mamacita!

Description: Hola Mamacita! This Mamacita needs a Margarita!

Description: Hola Madre! I love you, you birthed me, you love me unconditionally, you are life. Happy Mother’s Day!

Description: MOM upside down is WOW! My MOM is special and is so the best human i know!

Description: My first concert was Milli Vanilli! I was 6 years old and loved that song. To this day I do not care it was two fat ladies singing, the song is still great!

Description: Home of the Royals! What a great team, ballpark, powder blues are the best uniforms in baseball!

Description: Mother’s Day and every day, I love my mama!

Description: Twinkies are the most iconic and classic team! Twin Cities for life!

Description: Michigan is the ultimate summer state! Baseball, lakes, great weather! Go Tigers!

Description: They will always be the Indians. Chief Wahoo forever!

Description: The Sox are going to be great! Keep the faith and pull for the Southside!

Description: It is not always the Prodigal Son, the Prodigal Daughter has returned and as a dad of a daughter, we missed her!

Description: The Prodigal Son has returned to reclaim his crown! Every family has the favorite, get your tee to rub it in your sibling’s faces! God Bless!

Description: Them Southern Belles are sweeter that key lime pie! A language of their own that is an art form! Y’all!

Description: Southern ladies have a language of their own. It is an art and everything must be precious, pitiful or pretty!

Description: The most amazing thing to ever go in your mouth! It is sex on a plate.

Description: Home is where our team is, so wear your team in style. Simple, clean and iconic team design. Go Giants!

Description: Home is where our team is, so wear your team in style. Simple, clean and iconic team design. Go Rockies!

Description: Home is where our team is, so wear your team in style. Simple, clean and iconic team design. Go D-backs!

Description: Home is where our team is, so wear your team in style. Simple, clean and iconic team design. Go Red Birds!