Pillows

Description: Other kids wanted that Sunny D! I wanted that Purple Drank! Water, Purple, Sugar! Delicious!

Description: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! Great call Cotton!

Description: The 5 D’s of Dodgeball! Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge. You said Dodge twice. It’s the most important!

Description: Listen up ladies, remember the five D’s of Dodgeball - Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, Dodge!

Description: You Motor boatin’ SOB! Every dude loves to go motor boatin’, at least the straight ones!

Description: You Motor Boatin’ SOB! Are the built for comfort or speed? How were they? Is she still in the house? What is wrong with you?

Description: Two of the greatest coaches ever and especially at IU. Bob Knight and Curt Cignetti! Undefeated Seasons and chewing asses out! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: Too hot! Owww! Too hot for the hot tub!

Description: A beer and a cig! Fitting story for Indiana! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: It is an unlucky day to be a beer! Beer me! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Description: Bear Down and give the ball to DA FRIDGE on DA GOAL LINE! DA BEARS!

Description: Mongo Mania in Chicago! Steve McMichael will forever be Chicago Football! We love you Mongo! RIP!

Description: Bear Down Chicago Bears! Victory! 1985 on repeat! LFG!

Description: Bear Down! Cardiac Kids are taking it home! Monsters of the Midway will dominate the 4th quarter again!

Description: No way DA BEARS are moving to NW Indiana! If they do, the name change will be catchy! LFG Gary Bears! Bear Down!

Description: Da Bears! Da Monstas of Da Midway! Bear Down! LFG!

Description: A certain Midwestern team that starts with a C, ends with an O and sounds like HICAG in the middle! Da Bears! Bear Down!

Description: Lets get lucky today! Be responsible, but get after it! Keep your beer goggles dialed in and on!

Description: I am not Irish, but I am getting lucky today! Happy St. Paddy‘s everyone! Have a Guinness or seven!

Description: I might not be Irish, but you can still kiss me! Beer goggles are 20/20!

Description: Lloyd Braun is not getting my water pick!!! Serenity Now!

Description: Come on Jeremiah, hit the dang ball! Baseball transcends all race, creed, religion and background. Greatest game there is! Get em next time, Jeremiah! Lets go Abram, get a hit!

Description: George, We love you buddy! Get better soon! This drink is for you and damn you’re a legend! Go 9ers!

Description: Da Bears! Da Coach! Good Better Best! Bear Down!

Description: Greatest baseball movie ever! We’re gonna light you up Meat! The Erie Warriors drop the first game of the year! Major League is classic and I can watch over and over!

Description: Desert, mountains, sun 350 days per year! What an amazing state and place to call home! Zona, I love you!

Description: Florida, what a state, the wild west, no rules, but man it is free! Hurricanes, sunshine, beaches and tons of baseball and football! The best! Sunshine State, I love you!

Description: Queers, steers, bbq, sports, weather, Texas has it all! Man, I love being a Texan and calling it home! Austin is weirdly cool and Big D has the money! Everything is bigger in Texas!

Description: I’m going back, back to Cali, Cali! What an amazing state besides the politics! Enough about that, Cali has it all and it is a ridiculously beautiful state and place to call home! You got my heart, Cali!

Description: Few talk about this gem, but what a beautiful state! Rye to Concord, the entire state is a great place to live and call home!

Description: West Vriginina, mountain mama, take me home! Country Roads! Wet and wild, an amazing place to call home!

Description: Ohio is home, it is the Midwest, I love it, it is simple, but a great place to call home! O-H-I-O!

Description: We got Amish, we got Big Ben, we got the Phillies and Bryce Harper! I love my state and home!

Description: SC, you are amazing! Charleston, Columbia, Dirty Myrtle, you have it all!

Description: NC is the prettiest! It is home, it has my heart, it has mountains, coast, big cities, small cities, great food and an amazing place to live! I love you NC!

Description: Maine, you have it all! Snow, Summer, Lobster, mountains, Charm, everything! My heart belongs to Maine!