Description: It is a true Festivus Miracle! Come wrestle your father, George! Oh God!
$22.00
Description: I gotta lot of problems with you people! Now, the feats of strength! It’s a Festivus Miracle!
Description: Diabeetus is serious. Wilford knows first hand! In all seriousness, he brought more awareness to the disease than anyone else!
Description: When you control the mail, you control, information!
Description: My dog is better than your dog and especially your cat! Dogs are the greatest gift on the planet!
Description: My dog is my best friend and cats are bizarre! Cat people are to not be trusted!
$29.97
Description: You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista?! We’re going to be all over that shuffleboard, lock, stock and barrel!
Description: What goes well with DA BEARS? DA BEERS! Bear down and Beer down! LFG Chicago!
Description: What‘s the deal with that? Why are our names on a shirt?
Description: The best of both worlds! Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes!
Description: Greatest line ever! Most all juices suck, but F*ck OJ!
Description: The Duke of Denver! John Elway is the greatest QB of all time! No questions!
Description: The man, the myth, the Legend! Elway for President!
$23.25
Description: Ben Johnson is the coach we have needed for decades! Bear Down!
Description: HIV my ass! That is called Magic! Greatest Point Guard that could play forward or center, ever!
Description: the big aristotle always wins! greatest center ever!
Description: You old sailor! Were they built for comfort or speed?
Description: Greatest Running Back ever! Lions for Life!
Description: Bills Mafia says Merry Christmas! Buffalo Love is in full effect and a Lombardi Trophy is coming home!
Description: Merry Christmas from the Lions! Motor City is bringing home the trophy! Believe!
Description: Charlie Murphy!!! What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!
Description: Hey, that’s not my name! Yes, Turd Ferguson! What do you want?
Description: They will be the Redskins Forever! DC is Redskin Country, now and forever! We love the Commanders, but Redskins For Life!
Description: They will always be the Redskins! Forever! Hail Victory!
Description: Papa Bear is going to take the Bears to the Super Bowl! Bear Down, Chicago Bears!
Description: Mama Bear is going to Bear Down on you! Bear Down Chicago Bears!
Description: Nothing better than a Yo Mama joke! But show respect to your real mama! Ya dig?
Description: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Always the Redskins forever! Long live Joe Gibbs!
Description: Time to Bear Down Chicago! Monsters of the Midway are bringing it home! Super Bowl here we come!
Description: Bear Down Chicago Bears! Monsters of the Midway!
Description: I'm gonna get them Duke boys if it's the last thing I do!
Description: Rollin' down a Backwoods, Tennessee byway One arm on the wheel Holdin' my lover with the other
Description: Come eat your food, Tina! Eat the food!
Description: A living legend that does it his way! A smoke and a beer, no water! Peanut M&M’s for protein!
Description: Gahhh! Tina, eat the food! You fat lard! Gahhh!
Description: Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, whataya say? Cubs are gonna win today!