Hoodies

Description: You Motor boatin’ SOB! Every dude loves to go motor boatin’, at least the straight ones!

Description: You Motor Boatin’ SOB! Are the built for comfort or speed? How were they? Is she still in the house? What is wrong with you?

Description: Two of the greatest coaches ever and especially at IU. Bob Knight and Curt Cignetti! Undefeated Seasons and chewing asses out! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: Too hot! Owww! Too hot for the hot tub!

Description: A beer and a cig! Fitting story for Indiana! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: It is an unlucky day to be a beer! Beer me! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Description: Bear Down and give the ball to DA FRIDGE on DA GOAL LINE! DA BEARS!

Description: Mongo Mania in Chicago! Steve McMichael will forever be Chicago Football! We love you Mongo! RIP!

Description: Bear Down Chicago Bears! Victory! 1985 on repeat! LFG!

Description: Bear Down! Cardiac Kids are taking it home! Monsters of the Midway will dominate the 4th quarter again!

Description: No way DA BEARS are moving to NW Indiana! If they do, the name change will be catchy! LFG Gary Bears! Bear Down!

Description: Da Bears! Da Monstas of Da Midway! Bear Down! LFG!

Description: A certain Midwestern team that starts with a C, ends with an O and sounds like HICAG in the middle! Da Bears! Bear Down!

Description: Lets get lucky today! Be responsible, but get after it! Keep your beer goggles dialed in and on!

Description: I am not Irish, but I am getting lucky today! Happy St. Paddy‘s everyone! Have a Guinness or seven!

Description: I might not be Irish, but you can still kiss me! Beer goggles are 20/20!

Description: Lloyd Braun is not getting my water pick!!! Serenity Now!

Description: Come on Jeremiah, hit the dang ball! Baseball transcends all race, creed, religion and background. Greatest game there is! Get em next time, Jeremiah! Lets go Abram, get a hit!

Description: George, We love you buddy! Get better soon! This drink is for you and damn you’re a legend! Go 9ers!

Description: Da Bears! Da Coach! Good Better Best! Bear Down!

Description: Greatest baseball movie ever! We’re gonna light you up Meat! The Erie Warriors drop the first game of the year! Major League is classic and I can watch over and over!

Description: Desert, mountains, sun 350 days per year! What an amazing state and place to call home! Zona, I love you!

Description: Florida, what a state, the wild west, no rules, but man it is free! Hurricanes, sunshine, beaches and tons of baseball and football! The best! Sunshine State, I love you!

Description: Queers, steers, bbq, sports, weather, Texas has it all! Man, I love being a Texan and calling it home! Austin is weirdly cool and Big D has the money! Everything is bigger in Texas!

Description: I’m going back, back to Cali, Cali! What an amazing state besides the politics! Enough about that, Cali has it all and it is a ridiculously beautiful state and place to call home! You got my heart, Cali!

Description: Few talk about this gem, but what a beautiful state! Rye to Concord, the entire state is a great place to live and call home!

Description: West Vriginina, mountain mama, take me home! Country Roads! Wet and wild, an amazing place to call home!

Description: Ohio is home, it is the Midwest, I love it, it is simple, but a great place to call home! O-H-I-O!

Description: We got Amish, we got Big Ben, we got the Phillies and Bryce Harper! I love my state and home!

Description: SC, you are amazing! Charleston, Columbia, Dirty Myrtle, you have it all!

Description: NC is the prettiest! It is home, it has my heart, it has mountains, coast, big cities, small cities, great food and an amazing place to live! I love you NC!

Description: Maine, you have it all! Snow, Summer, Lobster, mountains, Charm, everything! My heart belongs to Maine!

Description: I love the entire state of NY. Not just the city. Upstate is beautiful, hilly and the best place to be in the summer and fall. NY, you have my heart!

Description: Mountains, Beach, rivers, foothills, North Carolina has it all! Amazing place to call home!

Description: 10,000 Lakes, beautiful state, we love our state no matter what! Minnesota is home and where my heart is!

Description: I love my state! Georgia is amazing b/c it has so much to offer! It is where my family is and my heart!