Hoodies

Description: Da greatest running back in the history of football! Sweetness! Bear Down!

Description: Fake ID, you served me well and I will forever be greatful! Thank you, now let’s drank!

Description: Adiós Fake ID, you served me well old friend! I will make sure you are enshrined!

Description: Bake some bread, cook some soups, eat deserts and get all fat and sassy!

Description: 50 and fat and sassy! 50 is the new 30!

Description: I am 50!!! 50 is the new 30, just look at Paul Rudd! Live it up, 50 is young and you got way more life to live!

Description: This shirt is my official ID! Do not look at my real ID! 21 and ready to drank!

Description: Hey mom, I am legal! 21, I do not need my fake ID any longer!

Description: Those Southern women have a way with words! It is not making fun of the Lord, but, Southern Slang is spoken like another language, but it has a twang and sweetness to it that rings your ears. Bless her heart and Lawd ’A Massy!

Description: I got hankering for more cowbell! More Cowbell!!!

Description: Ladies, if you love Ole Colonel Angus, you will love his brother, Anul Angus even more!

Description: My buddies and I would make up funny names when we went bowling and no one knew why we were laughing, but we came up with some of the best names!

Description: My buddies and I would make up funny names when we went bowling and no one knew why we were laughing, but we came up with some of the best names!

Description: Height has nothing to do with heart! Yuki can ball! Chicago loves a grinder and this dude is a tough!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: My friends and I would make these funny names and plug them into our names when we went bowling as kids and teens. No one besides us knew what they were, but we had a great time! The names stuck!

Description: Everytime I go to the gym I think of Mr. Fletcher Biceps! Always rocking that tank top with his biceps looking like they just got pumped up! Where is the gym, ladies?

Description: Did I hear that right? Enormous who? Oh, Ms. E. Norma Stits, great name!

Description: Is Ms. E. Norma Scox in the building? Please come to the front desk, Ms. E. Norma Scox!

Description: Is Drew Peacock here? A Mr. Drew, Peacock? Let me say it a little louder, MR. DREW PEACOCK!!! Guess not!

Description: Hello Benjamin Dover, can we call you Ben for short? Sure, call me Ben Dover!

Description: Excuse me Mr. Toris, what is your first name? Clint, Clint Toris!

Description: Hello Mr. Barry McCockiner! What is your intentions with my daugher?

Description: Hey I need Amanda Lick! Funny names always make me laugh. They are clever and most dumb people like your Mother-in-Law won’t get it!

Description: I love dogs and dog people get it! Pups are the greatest ever! The truly have a soul and make your life better. Good Boys Only!

Description: We all know dogs are the greatest animals on the planet! They truly have a soul and are our best friends. It makes me sick to think my dog ever misses me or is lonely! That is a good boy! Good boys only!

Description: Cats are weird, but Dogs are amazing! Dog people are my peoples! Dogs have a soul and are the most amazing creatures created! Good boys only!

Description: Hey Y’all! The most southern saying ever and that one phrase encapsulates an entire region of the country of hardworking, God-fearing people! God Bless Y’all!

Description: It ain’t tea unless it has sugar, tastes like jelly beans and rots your teeth! Sweet tea is the only tea!

Description: Hey girl! Oh Hey Y’all! What are y’all doing? Just going to mama’s house!

Description: Hey Ladies! Free Mustache Rides for all of ya!