Hats

Description: Mama Bear is going to Bear Down on you! Bear Down Chicago Bears!

Description: Nothing better than a Yo Mama joke! But show respect to your real mama! Ya dig?

Description: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Always the Redskins forever! Long live Joe Gibbs!

Description: Time to Bear Down Chicago! Monsters of the Midway are bringing it home! Super Bowl here we come!

Description: Bear Down Chicago Bears! Monsters of the Midway!

Description: I'm gonna get them Duke boys if it's the last thing I do!

Description: Rollin' down a Backwoods, Tennessee byway One arm on the wheel Holdin' my lover with the other

Description: Come eat your food, Tina! Eat the food!

Description: A living legend that does it his way! A smoke and a beer, no water! Peanut M&M’s for protein!

Description: Gahhh! Tina, eat the food! You fat lard! Gahhh!

Description: Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, whataya say? Cubs are gonna win today!

Description: All is right with the world when the Cubbies WIN!

Description: What is the Alabama state bird? A mosquito, what else! Hot, humid, and a great place to be from! Sweet Home Alabama!

Description: State Bird of Alabama! What else, a mosquito! Sweet Home Alabama!

Description: Hunting dogs are the best! Loyal, fierce, sweet and loving!

Description: He is an angry elf, he must be a South Pole Elf! Call me an elf one more time! You’re an elf!

Description: He must be a South Pole Elf! He’s an Angry Elf! SANTAAAAAA!

Description: He‘s got a little Mississippi Leg Hound in him. If he lays into you, it’s best to let him finish!

Description: We have moved on, see ya Lane!

Description: Lane is coming to town! LSU is about to light up the football world! NIL is about to be exposed!

Description: Do not say the 4-letter word around these parts! Hell or F-bombs are welcome! Lane is a loser!

Description: Seeya Lane, never come back!

Description: Lane, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Description: That‘s our pride and joy, Snots! Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly! I can’t Edward, my hands are chapped!

Description: The most classic Christmas movie ever! Most men can quote the entire movie! You Serious Clark? What’s that smell? Fried Pussy Cat!

Description: Seis Siete por favor! 6-7 amigo!

Description: Want to make a bunch of young boys lose their minds? Walk up and say six seven. Nothing excites them more and I love how simple that is!

Description: If you’re Santa, what song did I sing you on your birthday? Happy Birthday, of course!

Description: Romans 10:9-10I If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

Description: Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?! I don’t know Margo!

Description: Clark, it’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year! That it is Edward. That it is!

Description: Santa is bringing gifts to the Big D! Jerry has gifts for all! LFG Boys!

Description: Josh is the man! MVP, hot wife, going to win a Super Bowl! LFG Buffalo! Bills Mafia for Life!

Description: How about them Boys! Lets get it Dak! Big D is bringing it home!

Description: Nothing like Christmas in New York. Except for football in NYC! Lawrence Taylor and Phil Simms running the show!

Description: Greatest Christmas movie ever made! I can quote the entire movie! Nice work Sparky!