Bags

Description: Hey Kylie, I love your ’lil sweater! It is just precious! Where did you get it? Belk or Dillards? Girl, I got this at Hobby Lobby!

Description: Hey Suzanne! Your lil boy is just precious! I love his lil mullet! Just a precious lil Kentucky Waterfall!

Description: Hey Martha, I love that little scarf you’re wearing! It is just precious! Thank you! i just love it and thought it was so cute and precious, too!

Description: Hey Mandi! That dress is just precious on you! Honey, thank you! Nothing like Southern talk!

Description: I got that BDE! Hey Ladies, let that rooster out and roam the land! Cock-a-doodle-doooo!

Description: That is just the most precious little store on the UK campus! I found the purdiest little dress! I know Cheryl, they are precious!

Description: Great state of Maine! Beautiful, lobsters galore, almost to Canada, what else could you ask for?

Description: Hey girl! Your little boutique is just precious! I got my mama and maw-maw the cutest little moo-moos! Just precious!

Description: Every thing is bigger in the Great State of Texas! Steers and Queers, and football!

Description: Hey Aunt Beth, your little puppy is just precious! He is like a little king!

Description: Hey Miss Dicie, how are you? I am good honey! I saw your granddaughter, she is just precious and purdy!

Description: Diane that is precious! I know honey! Oh my goodness!

Description: Diane, that is so precious! I just love it! Oh Sharron, me too! Southern Mamas know how to add the sugar to a conversation!

Description: Honey, did you hear about Randy? Girl, yes! He is sleeping on his mama’s couch! Bless his heart!

Description: Donna, did you hear about Charlene? I did, bless her heart! Honey, I know!

Description: 12 forever and Seahawks by a million! LFG Hawks!

Description: LFG Pats! Drake, get it done! Patriots by a Million!

Description: Tigers are going to win one soon! Tigers are baseball, one of the best organizations there is!

Description: RIP Ueck! The greatest organization in baseball! Brew Crew gonna win one soon!

Description: Amazing Mets! 2026 Mets will be legit! LFG Metropolitans!

Description: Go Sox Go! Southside for life! The 2026 World Series Champions!

Description: Gotta have me my boats and hoes! My D*ck can float!

Description: Be an ole cock blocker on that gridiron, but not out on the town!

Description: The five D’s of Dodgeball are Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge! If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dodgeball.

Description: Nothing goes better with a cold beer than a heater! Beer and a Cig! Get it boys!

Description: Other kids wanted that Sunny D! I wanted that Purple Drank! Water, Purple, Sugar! Delicious!

Description: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! Great call Cotton!

Description: You Motor boatin’ SOB! Every dude loves to go motor boatin’, at least the straight ones!

Description: You Motor Boatin’ SOB! Are the built for comfort or speed? How were they? Is she still in the house? What is wrong with you?

Description: Two of the greatest coaches ever and especially at IU. Bob Knight and Curt Cignetti! Undefeated Seasons and chewing asses out! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: Too hot! Owww! Too hot for the hot tub!

Description: A beer and a cig! Fitting story for Indiana! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

Description: It is an unlucky day to be a beer! Beer me! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Description: Bear Down and give the ball to DA FRIDGE on DA GOAL LINE! DA BEARS!

Description: Mongo Mania in Chicago! Steve McMichael will forever be Chicago Football! We love you Mongo! RIP!

Description: Bear Down Chicago Bears! Victory! 1985 on repeat! LFG!